A stunning "you just can't make this stuff up" new Ministry of Foreign Affairs(MoFA)report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the telephonic press availability offer made yesterday by Ministry Spokeswoman Maria Zakharova to American journalists,whose intended purpose of was to point out the fact that the just released Mueller Report offered no actual evidence or proof that Russia meddled in the 2016 US Presidential Election,was met with total and complete silence—a bizarre reaction as these US journalists were supposed to have believed this fairy tale,and one would expect their wanting to relish this historic moment by pumping out even more "Russia! Russia! Russia!" fake news headlines—but whose silence becomes understandable upon the MoFA discovering that they were all left cowering in fearful terrorupon their entering the White House yesterday to hear President Trump's remarks on the Mueller Report and were met by the US Marine Corp Band playing the song "Edelweiss"—that a panicked Maggie Haberman,the White House reporter for The New York Times,for one,and fearing armed Nazi troops were about to descend upon them,urgently Tweeted out a dire warning saying "Does...anyone at that White House understand the significance of that song?"—but who obviously didn't know that this song was actually written by American songwriters Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein III exclusively for the 1959 musical "The Sound of Music"—which,in fact,aside from it being written 14-years after the Nazis were destroyed,belongs to a film that is arguably one of the most powerful and popular anti-Nazi movies ever made. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
俄罗斯外交部(MoFA)今天在克里姆林宫发布了一份令人震惊的报告，称俄罗斯外交部发言人玛丽亚•扎哈罗娃(Maria Zakharova)昨天向美国记者提供了电话媒体服务，其目的是指出，刚刚发布的《穆勒报告》(Mueller Report)没有提供任何实际证据或证据证明俄罗斯干预了2016年美国总统大选。报告遭到了完全和彻底的沉默——这是一种奇怪的反应，因为这些美国记者本应相信这个童话故事，人们可以预料到，他们想要通过大量报道更多"俄罗斯"来享受这一历史性时刻！俄罗斯！俄罗斯!" 假新闻头条——但是，当外交部发现他们昨天进入白宫，听到特朗普总统关于穆勒报告的评论时，他们都在可怕的恐惧中畏缩不前，他们的沉默变得可以理解了。美国海军陆战队乐队(US Marine Corp Band)会见了他们，演奏的是《艾德维斯》(Edelweiss)——《纽约时报》(The New York Times)惊慌失措的白宫记者玛吉·哈伯曼(Maggie Haberman)就是其中之一，她担心武装的纳粹部队会突然出现在他们面前，于是在推特上发出了一条可怕的警告:"... ... 白宫里有人明白这首歌的重要性吗?" 但是，很明显，谁不知道这首歌实际上是由美国歌曲作家理查德·罗杰斯(Richard Rogers)和奥斯卡·哈默斯坦三世(Oscar Hammerstein III)专门为1959年的音乐剧《音乐之声》(The Sound of Music)创作的。事实上，除了这首歌是在纳粹被摧毁14年之后创作的，这部电影可以说是有史以来最有影响力、最受欢迎的反纳粹电影之一。注: 本报告引号中的一些单词和/或短语是英语中俄语单词/短语的近似形式，没有准确的对应词
According to this report,upon Special Counsel Robert Mueller releasing his over 2-year investigative report into the so-called Russian interference into the 2016 US Presidential Election yesterday—that is titled Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election—the MoFA was fully expecting that was what it was going to be all about—but whose expectations that this would be so,were dashed upon discovering that Mueller barely even mentioned Russian interference at all,and,what little he did mention,he offered neither evidence or proof of to support.
What Special Counsel Mueller did mention in his report about Russia,this report details,he began by claiming that the Russian computer research firm Internet Research Agency(aka Concord Management and Consulting)ran an "active measures" campaign of social media influence during the 2016 US Presidential Election—that consisted of 470 Facebook accounts that made 80,000-posts that "may have" been seen by up to 126 million people between January-2015 and August-2017(almost a year after the election),and 3,814 Twitter accounts that "may have been" in contact with about 1.4 million people that supported both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders—and cost this firm an insignificant $100,000 in an election whose staggering total amount spent by its two main American candidates exceeded $6.5 billion.
什么特别法律顾问委员会穆勒在他的报告中提到俄罗斯,这个报告的细节,他开始宣称,俄罗斯计算机互联网研究公司研究机构(即和谐管理和咨询)发表了一篇"积极的措施"活动社交媒体的影响在2016年美国总统文章指责由470个Facebook账户,80000的帖子"可能"是被1.26亿人在2017年1月- 2015年8月(近一年之后，以及3814个"可能"与支持唐纳德•特朗普(Donald Trump)和伯尼•桑德斯(Bernie sanders)的约140万人有过接触的Twitter账户。在这场由两位主要美国候选人花费的惊人总额超过65亿美元的选举中，这家公司仅花费了微不足道的10万美元。
Going from laughable to downright comical,though,this report continues,Special Counsel Mueller "linked" the Internet Research Agency to both President Putin and the Russian government—with what he described were photographs of this company's owner with Putin—that formed the basis behind Mueller filing his "joke indictment" against this company that doesn't even name what laws this company was supposed to have broken—that,in turn,saw this company shocking Mueller by their appearing in US Federal Court to defend themselves—whose presiding US Federal Judge Dabney Friedrich ordered Mueller to prove this company meddled in the election—and part of Mueller's "key evidence" then given,described how this company hired someone to walk around New York City "dressed up as Santa Claus with a Trump mask",and getting Trump campaign affiliates to promote "dozens of tweets,posts,and other political content" created by them…Dozens!
不过，这份报告接着写道，特别检察官穆勒把互联网研究机构与普京总统和俄罗斯政府"联系起来"——他所描述的是该公司所有者与普京的照片——这些照片构成了穆勒对这家公司提出"起诉"的依据，而这家公司甚至没有指出这家公司应该违反哪些法律——反过来，看到这家公司出现在美国联邦法院为自己辩护，令穆勒感到震惊——主持审判的美国联邦法官达布尼·弗里德里希·穆勒(Dabney Friedrich Mueller)命令穆勒证明该公司干预了大选——穆勒当时提供的部分"关键证据"描述了这家公司如何雇人"打扮成戴着特朗普面具的圣诞老人"在纽约市走来走去，并让特朗普竞选团队宣传他们创造的"数十条推文、帖子和其他政治内容"…许多！
Going from the absurd to the downright nefarious,this report notes,Special Counsel Mueller then turned his investigative sights on the Main Intelligence Directorate for the Ministry of Defense—most commonly known as the GRU,and whom Mueller indicted by claiming that they had broken into the computer servers of the Democratic National Committee and Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman John Podesta to steal their emails—a nonsensical claim to make as Hillary Clinton and her Democrat Party outright refused to allow either the FBI or Mueller to examine their supposed "hacked" computers—but of whose true cause of blaming Russia for was astonishingly outlined in what can only be described as a "We Want To Believe!" previously unheard of evidentiary formulation described in a National Security Memorandum prepared by the Obama Regime that exactly stated "we are not definitively attributing the intrusions into state elections systems to the Russian Government"…but…"the fact that they are consistent with Russian motivations and intent behind the DNC and DCCC intrusions,strongly suggests that Russia is responsible".
这份报告指出，从荒谬到彻头彻尾的邪恶，特别检察官 Mueller 随后将他的调查目光转向了美国国防部——通常被称为 GRU，Mueller 指控他们侵入了民主党全国委员会和希拉里竞选主席 John Podesta 的计算机服务器窃取他们的电子邮件-——这是一个荒谬的声明，因为希拉里克林顿和她的民主党彻底拒绝允许 FBI 或者 Mueller 检查他们所谓的"被黑客入侵"的计算机——但是究竟是谁的真正原因将俄罗斯归咎于只能被描述为"我们想要相信!" 奥巴马政权编写的《国家安全备忘录》中描述的前所未闻的证据措辞，准确地说,"我们不能确定侵入国家选举系统的行为归咎于俄罗斯政府". 但是."事实上，这些行为与俄罗斯在民主党全国委员会和民主党全国委员会侵入行为背后的动机和意图是一致的，这有力地表明俄罗斯负有责任"。
So outrageous and despicable was Mueller's non-evidence or proof indictment of the GRU,this report notes,it even enraged the global respected American organization Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity(VIPS)that's made up of former officers of the United States Intelligence Community—and whom,in their 16 April 2019 open letter to President Trump,called out this travesty of justice by correctly stating that this "central-but-unproven allegation" isn't worth the paper it's printed on—with their further going on to lambast Mueller for not doing any forensic work on the supposed "hacked" computers and accepting the word of "a discredited,DNC-hired firm named CrowdStrike,whose credibility is on a par with 'pee-tape dossier' compiler Christopher Steele".
报告指出，穆勒对格鲁吉亚总统的无证据或无凭无据的指控是如此令人愤慨和卑鄙，甚至激怒了全球备受尊敬的美国组织"理智退伍军人情报专业人员"(Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity，简称 VIPS)，该组织由美国情报界前官员组成。他们在2019年4月16日给特朗普总统的公开信中，正确地指出这种"核心但未经证实的指控"不值得印在纸上，并进一步指出，穆勒没有在所谓的"被黑客入侵"的计算机上进行任何法医工作，并接受了穆勒的指控一家名为 CrowdStrike 的、名誉扫地的、由 DNC 雇佣的公司，其可信度堪比'验尸卷宗'编译者克里斯托弗·斯蒂尔 .
With Special Counsel Mueller knowing full well that he could indict any Russian he wanted for anything he wished to charge them with,while knowing that he'd never have to prove anything in an actual court of law(and was why he was shocked when Concord Management actually showed up to face him),this report concludes,he most certainly couldn't have done the same to President Trump—who,aside from his having full Executive Branch power in the United States firmly controlling all of his nation's military,police and intelligence forces,has proven himself more than a match against any of his adversaries—thus explaining why Mueller had no choice but to tell the truth and declare that Trump didn't conspire with Russia—and Attorney General William Barr to further declare that Trump in no way whatsoever obstructed justice—and Pulitzer Prize winning international investigative journalist Glenn Greenwald to write his scathing article to the leftist Trump-hating mainstream media establishment he aptly titled…Robert Mueller Did Not Merely Reject the Trump-Russia Conspiracy Theories—He Obliterated Them.
特别检察官穆勒非常清楚，他可以以任何他想起诉的俄罗斯人为由起诉任何他想起诉的俄罗斯人，同时也知道他永远不需要在实际的法庭上证明任何事情(这就是为什么当康科德管理公司(Concord Management)真正出现在他面前时，他感到震惊)特朗普总统除了在美国拥有完全的行政权力外，还牢牢控制着美国所有的军队、警察和情报部门——已经证明了自己不仅仅是对手的对手——因此解释了为什么穆勒别无选择只能说出真相，并宣称特朗普没有与俄罗斯密谋——以及司法部长威廉·巴尔(William Barr)进一步宣称，特朗普绝不会以任何方式妨碍司法——获得普利策奖的国际调查记者格伦·格林沃尔德(Glenn Greenwald)给他恰如其分地命名的左派憎恨特朗普的主流媒体机构写了一篇…罗伯特·穆勒不仅否认了特朗普-俄罗斯阴谋论——他抹杀了阴谋论。