By:Sorcha Faal,and as reported to her Western Subscribers
A rather jubilant new Ministry of Foreign Affairs(MoFA)report circulating in the Kremlin today celebrating the"miracle election victory"of Christian evangelical Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lead the southern Pacific Ocean continent nation Commonwealth of Australia comes fittingly on a weekend that sees our last Blue Moon appearance for this decade—that revives the idiom"once in a blue moon"used to describe rare events—of which this one has"sent shockwaves echoing across the world"after this nation became the latest to succumb to President Donald Trump's populist wave sweeping the globe—that,in turn,has Americans hailing"The Trump Effect"—while at the same time,they're laughing at the "catastrophic blunder of pollsters"who didn't even see this shocking election victory coming straight at them.[Note:Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
克里姆林宫今天流传着一份相当令人欢欣鼓舞的新外交部(MoFA)报告，庆祝基督教福音派总理 Scott Morrison"奇迹般的选举胜利"，领导南太平洋大陆国家澳大利亚反过来，美国人欢呼"特朗普效应"——与此同时，他们嘲笑"民意测验专家的灾难性错误"，他们甚至没有看到这次令人震惊的选举胜利直指他们。注:本报告引号中的一些单词和/或短语是英语中俄语单词/短语的近似形式，没有准确的对应词
Christian evangelical Prime Minister Scott Morrison celebrates miracle win…
According to this report,with President Trump's populist wave having captured every nation it has rolled over—the last two being Italy and Brazil,which means that"populists have now wrested control of the world economy away from the globalists"—panic stricken leftists within the elite Western power structure built what they believed was an impenetrable wall to protect themselves during this Blue Moon weekend's Australian national election—the bricks of which were every socialist policy one could imagine them coming up with,and that ranged from promises to tax the rich to death and redistribute their wealth,to enacting draconian climate change laws to save the world from being destroyed in 2030—or 2040—or 2050—or whatever date they've finally decided on,but have yet to tell anyone about.
In the days and hours leading up the 18 May 2019 national election in Australia,this report continues,all of the opinion polls,mass media critics and bookmakers declared,without any doubt whatsoever,that all of the signs pointed towards a"sweeping win"for these socialists—but none of whom,apparently,had factored into"their signs"the devout Christian Prime Minister Scott Morrison having declared that he"believed in miracles"—and because of,saw him scoring a stunning surprise victory that was propelled by a populist wave—the"quiet Australians",he termed them—the counterpart force against socialism that has upended politics in the United States,Britain and beyond—and whose leader President Trump called Prime Minister Morrison immediately after this shocking historic election victory to congratulate him,and further had his White House release a statement stating:"The two leaders reaffirmed the critical importance of the longstanding alliance and friendship between the United States and Australia,and they pledged to continue their close cooperation on shared priorities".
President Donald Trump aboard Air Force One(above)accepts Prime Minister Scott Morrison's invitation to visit Australia
With the Australian people having awoken this Sunday morning to the aftermath of their nation's socialist forces having"lost the unloseable election",this report notes,their beyond shocked and stunned leftist elite class have predictably begun lashing out—best exampled by former leftist Prime Minister John Howard slamming these socialists'approach to the election as the"politics of envy"that divided Australia on class—Griffith University in Queensland leftist law professor Susan Harris-Rimmer lamenting that"I think we're just getting used to the politics of the absurd…it's been a long time since politics was normal anywhere"—and radical leftist British climate activist professor Stephan Lewandowsky fearfully telling his socialist comrades"we have lost Australia for now".
本报告指出，随着澳大利亚人民在本周日早晨醒来，意识到他们国家的shzy力量"输掉了不可挽回的选举"，他们超越震惊的左派精英阶层可以预见地开始猛烈抨击ーー最好的例子是前左派总理约翰·霍华德(John Howard)抨击这些shzy者在选举中的做法是澳大利亚在课堂上出现分歧的"嫉妒政治"ーー昆士兰格里菲斯大学(griffith University in Queensland)左派法学教授苏珊·哈里斯-里默(Susan Harris-Rimmer)哀叹道:"我认为我们刚刚习惯了荒谬的政治......政治在任何地方都是正常的，这"我们暂时失去了澳大利亚".
Not being noticed,understood or considered by these leftists,this report explains,is that Australia was neither"lost"to anyone nor were its citizens participating in"the politics of the absurd"—as all of them,in fact,are required under penalty of law(A$20 fine for failure to vote)to participate in their elections—and is a system that requires voters to nominate multiple candidates which means that insurgent third-party campaigns have little purchase,because people can have their protest vote and still choose a mainstream candidate too—which is a preferential voting system where minor-party votes get redistributed to the leading candidates in the House of Representatives elections,resulting in so-called"two-party preferred"that should always sum to 100%--but whose stunning polling predictive failure was driven in part by the decline of landline telephones making pollsters'task in finding a representative sample of voters"all but impossible"—and is an issue that's occurring across the world—thus causing polling organizations to benchmark against each other in a way that's led to"herding",that produces overconfidence around what's turned out to be an utterly erroneous result.
Most inexplicable,though,this report concludes,are why these socialist Western pollsters continue using the same failed predictive methods which catastrophically blew up in their faces when they tried and failed to predict the Brexit vote,failed to predict every single election in the world afterwards,and whose predictive failures now include Australia—one of whose most expensive consequences of fell upon the Sportsbetbookies in Australia who made an early payout of$1.3 million before yesterday's election to those who bet on a socialist victory,because the polls said they couldn't lose—an early payout,however,that collided with a"miracle victory"that wasn't supposed to happen causing these bookies to lose all of their money—the humor of which they took in stride by hilariously posting"this didn't age well"—and was also,beyond all doubt,relished by a President Trump who beat and smashed these socialist pollsters'predictions in 2016—and is preparing to do so once again in 2020.