A very concerning highly classified"Of Special Importance"new Foreign Intelligence Service(SVR)report circulating in the Kremlin today notes it was not unexpected that President Donald Trump ordered the Navy Special Warfare Command to immediately fire three of their top US Navy SEAL commanders yesterday—most particularly because these US Navy SEAL commanders were implicated in the plot to smuggle into the United States radical Islamic snipers to assassinate Trump—a plot that included these US Navy SEAL commanders providing to these radical Islamic snipers a computer application named Obsidian 4 made by a secretive Silicon Valley company named American Technologies Network(ATN)—is an application used to control rifle scopes and allows snipers to get a live stream,take video and calibrate their gun scopes from either an Android or iPhone device—has led to an unprecedented court case filed by the United States Department of Justice against Silicon Valley tech giants Apple and Googledemanding that they turn over all information about everyone who downloaded this application—and which a US Federal Court has historically upheld in a never before seen ruling ordering both Apple and Google to immediately comply.[Note:Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
克里姆林宫今天流传的一份高度机密的"特别重要"外国情报局(SVR)新报告指出，唐纳德·特朗普总统命令海军特种作战司令部立即开火三名美国高级官员并不出人意料,美国海豹突击队(Navy SEAL)指挥官昨日表示，这些美国海豹突击队(US Navy SEAL)指挥官涉嫌参与了将激进的伊斯兰狙击手暗杀特朗普的阴谋，其中包括这些美国海豹突击队(US Navy SEAL)指挥官，他们向这些激进的伊斯兰狙击手提供了一个名为"黑曜石4号"(Obsidian 4)的计算机应用程序，该程序由硅谷一家名为"美国技术网络"美国司法部(United States Department of Justice)对硅谷科技巨头苹果(Apple)和谷歌(Google)提起了史无前例的诉讼，要求它们交出所有下载这款应用程序的用户的所有信息。美国联邦法院(US Federal Court)历来支持这一裁决，该裁决要求苹果和谷歌立即遵守。注:本报告引号中的一些单词和/或短语是英语中俄语单词/短语的近似形式，没有准确的对应词
America rushes to find out who has feared Obsidian 4 sniper tool before it's used to assassinate President Donald Trump
According to the unredacted portions of this highly classified report we're permitted to reveal,the United States has had 45 Presidents in the 243-years since its founding in 1776—5 of whom were gunned down—1of whom was poisoned to death—8 of whom were shot at,wounded or had bombs explode near them but survived—and 7 of whom had proven plots exposed to assassinate them—and when all combined,proves,beyond all doubt,that America is the most dangerous country for its leaders ever seen in all of modern history.
Currently employed in"the most dangerous job in America",this report continues,is President Trump—who happens to share the fearful distinction of his being as hated and reviled by his enemies as President Abraham Lincoln was—today it being said about him that his"mental decline is perfectly clear for those with eyes to see and ears to hear"—sees the leftist mainstream media coverage of him being an astounding 90%negative—sees his Democrat Party enemies in the US Congress now opening an investigation into his jokes—as well as their preparing a vote to define a Trump impeachment probe.
Topping the list of those wanting President Trump dead and destroyed,this report notes,are rogue elements within his own US Navy—whose open rebellion against Trump near exactly matches the infamous"Revolt Of The Admirals"attack against President Harry Truman in 1949—that they followed the next year,in 1950,by their attempting to assassinate Truman when they smuggled terrorists into the United States to gun him down.
Not being told to the American people about this tipping-to-deadly confrontation between President Trump and the US Navy,this report explains,is the truth that this once admired military branch is now embroiled in the greatest corruption scheme in its history known as the"Fat Leonard Scandal"—a massive bribery plot virtually ignored by the equally corrupt Obama-Clinton Regime—which they ignored due to the US Navyallowing these leftist lunatics to despoil with socialist madness their entire branch—the consequences of which has led to US Navy commanders not being able to keep their multi-billion-dollar warships from crashing into other ships on the seas—today sees it taking the cake as the US military's fattest branch—and makes it no wonder that Trump last week fired its top commander.
这份报告解释说，特朗普总统和美国海军之间的这场从爆料到致命的对抗没有被告知美国人民，这是一个事实:这个曾经受人尊敬的军事部门现在卷入了有史以来最大的腐败阴谋，即所谓的"胖子伦纳德丑闻"(Fat Leonard Scandal)——这是一个大规模的贿赂阴谋，但同样腐败的奥巴马-克林顿政权几乎忽视了,由于美国海军允许这些左翼疯子用社会主义疯狂摧毁他们的整个部门(其后果导致美国海军指挥官无法阻止他们价值数十亿美元的军舰在海上撞向其他船只)，今天看到美国军方把蛋糕当作美国军方最肥胖的部门，因此难怪特朗普上周解雇了最高指挥官。
As to anyone needing more proof that America is drowning in socialist madness while President Trump faces down death itself,this report concludes,it's now being put on full display once again for the entire world in its horror to view—because,at the same time US intelligence operatives are frantically racing the clock to find the Islamic snipers now armed with a tool provided to them by Silicon Valley tech giants to make Trump'sassassination easier for them,their leftist lunatic mainstream propaganda media have devoted all of their time inventing and spreading a"fake news Sharpiegate scandal"whose only truth about is that an actual Sharpiepen was used—but which today sees Trump hilariously exploiting to his own advantage with his turning"Sharpiegate"lemons into lemonade with new Trump-Branded Markers everyone can buy for$15.00.
至于是否有人需要更多的证据来证明美国正在淹没在社会主义的疯狂之中，而特朗普总统正在面对死亡本身，这份报告总结道，现在它正再次充分展现在全世界的恐惧之中ーー因为与此同时，美国情报人员正在疯狂地争分夺秒地寻找伊斯兰狙击手，他们现在配备着硅谷科技巨头提供给他们的工具，以便更容易暗杀特朗普,他们的左派疯子主流宣传媒体一直致力于编造和传播"Sharpiegate 假新闻丑闻"，其唯一的真相是使用了一支真正的 Sharpie 钢笔，但今天看到特朗普滑稽地利用这一事实，把"Sharpiegate"变成柠檬汽水，上面印有特朗普品牌的标记，每个人都可以花15美元买到。